awwww-cute:

You have betrayed my tiny trust

earthnation:

*steps in something wet* *screams for 34 years*

tentacoolaid:

pope francis is changing everything

What I should be thinking about vs what I’m actually thinking about

classy-swiftie:

School

Schoo

Scho

Sch

Sc

S

Sw

Swe

Swee

Sweer

Sweera

Sweeran

helpfvl:

praying that i will be hot this year

elliehawking:

when you say poolnoodle cucumberbench is unattractive and ppl go “are  [picture of him] you [gif of him] confused [extreme hq pic]” and i’m like yeah no that dude’s ugly you just keep posting pictures of the ugly dude what am i supposed to do with this information

frivolouswhim:

Two sisters. Two life problems.

fairestregal:

regina mills in 3x16, “it’s not easy being green”

tupacaroni:

why are mondays so long they take like 3 days to finish

Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to. —

jaythenerdkid (via escapedgoat)

"it’s a competition none of us agreed to"  I want to give the author of this quote the hardest dap ever. 

(via dynastylnoire)

gentlemanbones:

THERE’S BEEN A TERRIBLE ACCIDENT

egberts:

"you stole that joke from tumblr" i posted that joke to tumblr

booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

'I think it gets so much easier to let things roll off your back. It’s such a business of hurry up and wait, and if you let it get to you it will drive you absolutely insane. Like, ‘Why was I called in at four in the morning and I haven’t been used until one in the afternoon?’ And ‘Why are we shooting this a million times when we have five other scenes to shoot?’ But you get to the point where you just say ‘This is filmmaking. This is what you get paid for. Everybody is doing the best they can. It’s what you have to live with.’ 

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